The St. Michael Center for Blessed Virgin Mary - Sept. 2000 Volume 2, Number 1

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SATAN'S "BAD-ATTITUDES"

Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy,
too distracted to spend an hour once a week
with their fellow Christians.

—They are my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to
be asked and expect to be thanked.

—I can use them.

Blessed are those easily annoyed.
With a bit of luck, they may stop going to church.

—They are my missionaries.

Blessed are the troublemakers.

—They shall be called my children.

Blessed are the complainers.

—I’m all ears to them.

Blessed are they who are bored with the
priest's mannerisms and mistakes.

—For they get nothing out of his homilies.

Blessed is the church member who expects
to be invited to his own church.

—For he is a part of the problem instead of the solution.

Blessed are they who gossip.

—For they shall cause strife and divisions that please me.

Blessed are they who are easily offended.

—For they will soon get angry and quit.

Blessed are they who do not give their
offering to carry on God’s work.

—For they are my helpers.

Blessed is he who professes to love God,
but hates his brother and sister.

—For he shall be with me forever.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not yourself.

—I’ve got you.

Ever Wonder What Happens When We Do Nothing?

In light of the shooting of the six-year-old child by another six-year-old in Michigan:

Let’s see, I think it started when Madeline Murray O’Hare complained she didn’t want any prayer in our schools, and we said OK.

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Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school, the Bible that says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor yourself. And we said, OK.

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Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn’t spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem. And we said, an expert should know what he’s talking about so we won’t spank them anymore.

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Then someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children when they misbehave. And the school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we don’t want any bad publicity, and we surely don’t want to be sued. And we accepted their reasoning.

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Then someone said, let’s let our daughters have abortions if they want, and they won’t even have to tell their parents. And we said, that’s a grand idea.

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Then some wise school board member said, since boys will be boys and they’re going to do it anyway, let’s give our sons all the condoms they want, so they can have all the fun they desire, and we won’t have to tell their parents they got them at school. And we said, that’s another great idea.

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Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn’t matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs. And agreeing with them, we said it doesn’t matter to me what anyone, including the President, does in private as long as I have a job and the economy is going great.

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And then someone said let’s print magazines with pictures of nude women and call it wholesome down-to-earth appreciation for the beauty of the female body. And we said we have no problem with that.

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And someone else then took that appreciation a step further and published pictures of nude children and then further still by making them available on the Internet. And we said they’re entitled to their free speech.

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And the entertainment industry said, let’s make TV shows and movies that promote profanity, violence, and illicit sex.

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And let’s record music that encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide,and satanic themes. And we said it’s just entertainment, it has no adverse effect, and nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead.

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Therefore, now we’re asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don’t know right from wrong, and why it doesn’t bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves. Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with...

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